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2004-07-05 - 9:17 a.m.

If you never see another post from me, it’s because I will be hit by a bus tonight. I am virtually guaranteeing this seemingly unforeseeable twist of fate by wearing the rattiest underpants known to mankind*.

Men, you might not think of this, particularly if you don’t live with a woman, but we gals wear our pretty underthings for most of the month, ugly underthings for “that time of the month” and, at least in my case, our worst, most throw-out-able underthings for when we might be expecting it but don’t know precisely when it will strike.

Since I figure mine is way overdue, this seems like a reasonable time for the “I don’t care about these; they need chucking anyway,” pairs.

Just for the record, the degree of charmed life a pair of underwear leads seems inversely proportional to how flattering/comfortable they are. Ugly, tatty, hole-y underwear? Indestructible. The Houdini of the undergarments; unrivaled in their ability to escape peril. Pretty, comfy underwear? DOOMED!

Hmmm… maybe my strategy is flawed. If I do want to beckon forth the flow, what I should be doing is wearing underwear that I don’t, under any circumstances, want to have besmirched.

This stuff? Let’s just say it will be seeing the inside of a wastebasket in lieu of a washing machine when I’m done with it this round. Even I have my limits.

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* These days, my husband is actually the only “man” in “mankind”.

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Psst. Sorry if you were locked out this weekend. I accidentally forwarded my mother an email with my URL. The horror! I figured I'd lock it up until she'd either erased the email or until she checked the link and found it didn't lead anywhere.

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