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Early morning brilliance. Not. 2008-02-25 - 9:20 a.m. The slightly greater delicacy of the nasal membranes brought on by pregnancy, and the dry winter air have conspired to make my heart skip a beat on a lot of recent mornings. Unlike most pregnant women, I don�t always get up during the night to pee, however, like pretty much everyone, I do at least pee when I wake up in the morning. And with the elevated tendency to get stuffed up brought on by pregnancy, it�s not unusual in the morning lately for me to blow my nose while there�s a suitable paper product right there. Given how dry it�s been (and man am I ever ready for this winter to end, and yet there�s another 10-15 cm of snow expected tonight), most mornings the, er, stuff I expel from my nose (la dee dah, apparently I think �snot� is a crude word) is at least pink-tinged, if not downright bloody. Naturally, I just drop it in the most convenient disposal place at hand, i.e., the throne that I�m sitting on. And yet, when I stand up mere seconds later, if I happen to glance down when I reach back to flush, I invariably experience a micro-second of panic to see a glob of blood in the bowl. Now, it does only take me that instant to remind myself that it�s from my nose and not any sort of sign that anything�s wrong with the pregnancy, but still, you�d think it wouldn�t catch me off-guard every frickin� time.
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